When I tell my US or Canadian friends I spend a good deal of time in South America, they almost always ask the same thing: ‘Isn’t it dangerous? Drug lords on every corner, gang shootouts while you grab coffee, and bribes just to get things done?’
Let’s clear that up. Yes, South America has its issues—but so does everywhere else. I’ve got international friends who ask why people are fleeing the US when the south of Chicago has daily shootings and muggings. Funny how danger feels different when it’s familiar.
The idea that you can understand a whole continent from movies and news clips is ridiculous. Twelve countries, over 430 million people, and wildly different realities. You can’t generalize them all any more than you could say Canada and Mexico are identical.
Now, about bureaucracy: sure, there’s red tape. But it’s not like you’re walking into government offices with cash-filled envelopes. Most procedures—bank accounts, residencies, licenses—are straightforward. Worst case? A delay. Honestly, I’ve waited longer dealing with paperwork in the ‘developed’ world. Calling offices, navigating automated menus, submitting online forms, then waiting weeks for physical mail confirmations. Sound familiar?
Here’s the truth: the world is changing. South America has digital systems that outpace many Western nations. It’s got thriving expat communities, modern infrastructure, and safe, family-friendly cities that never make headlines.
If you’re letting old stereotypes or dramatized TV series define your worldview, you’re missing out on one of the most dynamic regions for lifestyle, investment, and opportunity.
Go find your slice of paradise—because there really is something for everyone, somewhere around the world. If you want to pre-sift potential locations, our newsletter breaks down exactly where and how to start. You’ll find the link below.

